cherrycactus replied to your photo: can we all please look at this little cutie i’m… So majestic cat! What’s her name? Her name’s Tinkerbell! (how cute is that!!!)
egbertees: when someone calls you cute more like
theweepyfox: geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work I want this on a shirt.
homosexaul: being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
hipstertheory: hipstertheory: MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too calm down satan
mvtk42: This is such a wonderful character: well-rounded, determined, realistic, and strong. ◡‿◡✿ I want to see what it takes to break them. ⊙‿⊙✿
realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
takingtheangeltoisengard: vivianandhersocalledlife: fleeingthemundane: That’s it. That’s tumblr. this is surprisingly accurate
oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
bepeu: reason i want to be dog cute fluffy sleep a lot no exam s
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
zoeisnotinteresting: ‘hey phil can you take a picture of me cutting onions?’