Waking up early but then realizing it's a Saturday
Yo Mamma's so fat that even Azazel couldn't put...
things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone whether or not they drink coffee if they ever forget to eat how honest they are with themselves (and others) if...
sprint: bottomfeeders: readytojumpship: ...
moonplant: u think im not online but im always here even if im not posting im here scrolling judging
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
that uncomfortable moment…[[MORE]] when I send someone a message which they ignore and continue to blog… It’s okay.. I’ll just sit in my corner of the internet, being quiet, and drinking lot’s of tea… you just go about your business as if nothing happened..
Re-blog if you want your followers to tell you one...
kanayashotbutthole: kristjankirax: jacob-b-nimbel: ask-brownie-hooves: scootatore: ask-mii: bilar-och-ikea: YES DO IT NOW DO ET IN. MY. DREAMS. NOW Sure, why not? Eh… sure, go for it… even if I’m not acting as… overly excited as some of the others above me. oh ahahahhaa
Satan: wtf I never said that
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
My attitude while dieting
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